Dylan: That tickles my bum and knees.
(While driving down a dirt road.)
(While driving down a dirt road.)
Dylan: Peep the Weave
(While pointing to his head.)
Dylan: What's cracking mom?
Livie: I can't play right now Dyl, I'm working.
Dylan: I have a clean shave, well oiled hair, and a snappy suit.
Dylan: I'm six.
Livie: You're four.
Dylan: I'm six.
Livie: You're FOUR!
(Imagine this going on and on, increasing in intensity and volume.)
Dylan: Mom, Zoey has blue berries on her belly.
(Zoey is our dog, you can figure it out.)
Livie: Let's play dollhouse.
Dylan: Be quiet Livie, I'm doing my homework.
(This being said while he was lining up cars.)
This last one shouldn't be funny, but it is. Livie is scared of babies. I know it's weird, but it is so true. While we were at church, there was a little baby that was barely old enough to walk, and she started toddling towards Livie when she screamed:
Fifi's scared of baby! Fifi's scared of the BABY!
8 comments:
I love these posts. I think you should make this a regular Monday morning post about the previous Sunday. I still need to try to sit next to you at church so I can be entertained by your kids.
What a beautiful family! Your kids crack me up!!!! :-)
Cute Pictures!! Your kids are so funny! Do you just Laugh all the time??
what a fun life you live. i would laugh all day. because i do when i read them. i can't believe livie's scared of babies! love your pictures!
I with everyone else! How fun is your day? My kids are too young but I love the funny things your kids say!
Hey Ashley. Your kids say funny things. You are good to remember them. I always forget them, but at the time I think they are funny. Your kids are really cute. Love, Nat
This is too funny. I've never met a little girl who is scared of babies! That is so cute and funny. Isn't it fun to be a Mom and crack up at things your kids do? It's so much better than TV!
Your kids are SO funny! I can just picture them saying everything, especially Livie. I like your pictures here too, very cute.
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